Sewer Rat
Written by: Sam
You wanna hear a story?
Well just last month I was invited to a friend’s house for a party. I drank hella drink, and blazed mad green. 13 grams in total. And then suddenly...
KICKED OUT!
Now were outside, blazed as a mother fucker. Walking home because I have no where else to go; when...
FOOD MARKET!
So like any stoner I stop in and get myself a huge bag of chips. I walk outside and sit at the back of the parking lot. And as I open the bag of chips…
A PUPPY!
Fuzzy, small, yup, it’s a puppy. So like any stoner I’m nice and hand over a couple of the chips. Another hand full, another, and then...
THERES NO MORE CHIPS MAN!!!!
So I finally decide to get up and say my farewells to the dog, as I reach down to pet its small head and say goodbye.
A sharp pain shoots up my arm.
The fuck? I look down and see the fuckin dog is biting into my hand! Its jagged, sharp lil' teeth. Its lumpy, mis-shapen head. Its red buldging eyes.
huh? this aint no puppy.
wha-? this aint no dog?
...........
IM FUCKN PETTING A GIANT SEWER RAT!?!?!?
Thanks for your time.
Sam
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