Mr Shows DUI Adventure
Submitted by: WTM
One night, about 3 months ago, me, aka Hoover, was partying with Mr. Show and Mr. Waytoomany. It was a Saturday night and we all felt like getting pretty rum-bunctious, yes I said 'rum'-bunctious not rambunctious. Anyway, we decide to start prepartying at Mr. Waytoomany's house with a cube and a fifth of Bacardi, now you know why I said rum-bunctious. At 10:30 we decide to roll to 'the W' (a club in Waikiki) and blow waytoomuch money; of course we didn't care because we were wasted and there were hot chicks aplenty. After shutting that place down we, ingeniously, decide it would be a good thing to go back to Mr. Waytoomany's house to keep drinking. So we climb into Mr. Show's car and proceed a quarter mile down a one way street and see a police road block. A goddamn, uncle fucking, road block; needless to say we are all tripping and the Show was pretty much shitting his pants too. The police were letting 2 out of 3 cars go through the roadblock but of course they stop our drunk asses.
So we get waved to the side of the road and a cop comes up and goes through his whole routine and asks if Mr. Show has had anything to drink, and being the Showman that he is, he responds "no." The cop takes Mr. Show's licence and goes back to his car to check out the ID. He then comes back, scopes out the car some more, and at one point, I thought the guy was gonna say "step outta your car," but instead he looks at all of us and says "OK...Get home safely." and lets us go. We don't know how or why this gentleman decided that it would be better for us to get home and drink more Bacardi and beers instead of giving Mr. Show a DUI and throwing us all in jail, but this was the one time I actually didn't despise the police...Lesson learned: When asked if you've had anything to drink...Dont say, "I had a few drinks awhile ago..." Say the opposite of the truth, just say NO!!!!
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