Hit The Breaks
Submitted by: JoeyB
So I'm driving around my hometomwn in upstate NY with my boy Korky. The town is an island, and we're on the outskirts driving around what can only be described as a highway that surrounds the whole thing. I had just purchased a half oz of the skunkiest shit ever. We roll up a blunt and are driving around getting high as shit. The brown is about 3/4 of the way gone, and I see a very familiar car a good distance up the road. I tell dude to slow up because he is rapidly approaching the under-cover cop car. I warn him again and no slowing occurs. By now I'm basically screeming at him to slow the fuck up, but it's too late. Undoubtedly we are on the cops ass. If I were a cop I would pull over his tinted to the max piece of shit every time I saw it. So, we're on the cops ass, I have a blunt in my hand, and a half oz of skunk in my pocket. There was no doubt in my mind that we were getting pulled over, and for sure going to the slammer. Buddy rides his ass for about thirty seconds while I'm screaming at this motherfucker. Cop pulls over to the side of the road to let us go around him, surely to get behind us so that he can pull us over.
We go around him, he pulls back on to the road and gets behind us. I freak out, I put the bag into my undies, and proceed to eat what was left of the blunt. I had no choice but to eat the blunt, cherry and all. It burned the shit out of me. I'm chewing on this bitch and then it happens, the lights go on. I'm freaking the fuck out. I could not believe that I was going to jail because of this shit. My buddy was too tore up to work the break of his car before we got on the cops ass. We pull over and the cop turns off his lights and gets behind us. Sits there for about a minute. And trust me this was the longest minute of my life. Out of no where he pulls out and drives by us with his windows down grilling us with eyes of death. I look at Kork, pull the remains of that nasty shit out of my mouth, and this dude starts cracking up. That shit was not funny. If that fucker had gotten out of his car who the fuck knows what would have happened. If any one has ever been pulled over mid session, you know that gut feeling that I speak of. stupid shit. Hit the fucking break.
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