Drunks 1 Managers 0
Written by: Breed
So me and a few buddies are all chillin' on the weekend, takin' back some beers and packing bowl after bowl in our homemade 4 - man hookah, when we get hit with the munchies like a ton of bricks. Seeing as there are 5 of us, why not go out for a few more beers and a bite to eat. So we all get to this one restaurant, take a seat at the bar, place our orders, and continue to get hammered. By the time the food arrived we had all downed at least 4 or 5 beers each, and the volume, as well as the topics of our conversations, started getting a little out of hand, which of course, attracted the managers attention. So she comes over to us and starts a casual conversation (most likely just to calm us down), when my friend leans over to me and says, "Shit, I forgot my wallet, I gotta try to get this meal for free." And before I could say I could pay for him no problem, he grabs one of my chicken wing bones and throws into his meal (the manager saw this). He then started up, "What the hell is this!?! A chicken bone in my meal!? I demand that this meal is free of charge." To which the manager replied, "I don't think so buddy, I saw you put it into your meal." My friend almost cuts her off raising his voice and said, "Are you calling me a LIAR?" This grabbed the attention of some of the other customers and they even stopped eating to see what was happening. "Why yes I am", the manager replied. "Well, I'm a customer, and the customer is always right", says my friend. I thought that's where it was going to end but the manager fired right back, "You're not a customer here, you're our guest." Now, I don't know how my friend came up with this line so quickly in his state, but he just looks her in the eyes and says, "That's odd, when I have guests at my house I don't charge them for their meal." So now Me, all my other friends, and now half the bar is sitting there wide eyed, jaws dropping in-disbelief at what he just said, when some older guy stands up from the back of the bar and goes, "OH SNAP!". Which cued a massive eruption of laughter from everyone who saw what just happened, except the manager of course, who stormed off into the kitchen. We decided it was best that we left ASAP so we finished our meals and when we went to pay, the manager comes running up to the cashier and says, "Oh their meal is free, they're guests of mine.
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