Dont Die
Written by: Zak
Aright so I was just chillin with my 2 friends Matt and David... we had just gotten 3 bottles: 2 bottles of Jose Cuervo and a bottle of Jack Daniels. So Matt and I each pop open a bottle of Cuervo just sippin on it while we drive around. So we end up going to David’s house where we had an 18 pack of Bud Light. So us three just sit around and drink the beer. So we finish the 18 beers so that’s about 6 beers each. After that we do to Wendy's so get some food then we went back to David's where me and Matt get an idea, not a very smart one but an idea, we said that we where going to take 21 shots a piece… I seriously didn’t think that either of this could do this... I actually guaranteed that we couldn’t so we started to drink. 1 shot, 2 shot, 1 triple shot, 7th shot, waited about an hour... so buy this time we couldn’t taste shit. So we kept on going we took 2 more triple shots, but this time we are up to 13! David says fuck this I gotta work in the morning so he stops and just watches us do the rest. we take one more single shot then a triple shot, this all adds up to be 17 shots, neither of us can take much more so we decide to just beer bong the rest and get it over with so we each beer bong 4 shots and a beer..
So we are really really fucked up... it turns out that me and Matt both got alcohol poisoning... We both spent about a day and a half in the hospital... the last thing I remember was taking the beer bong and putting in a different CD and the next thing I know I wake up in the hospital with IV's stuck all in my arm and all kinds of shit on me.. Later that day when I got home my mom tells me that I was really close to dying... if I would have taken one more shot I would have had enough alcohol in my blood stream that it could and most likely would have killed me... So, moral of the story is get really fucked up…but don't die!
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