Cat Napping
Written by: Nevans
My pal and I were driving around my town one night, drinking as usual, and we stopped on a side street to drink a few more beers and chill the hell out. Well, as we were sitting there in the truck, my buddy was on his goddamned cell phone talkin to his girlfriend and I was sitting there drunk as hell and kinda bored. So I lean out the window to look around and I see a cat sitting there right next to the vehicle. I stretched my hand out to pat it and it accepted the petting, unlike some asshole cats that bite or run away like pussies (haha).
Anywho so I pet the damn thing for about three minutes and it starts walking away. I was like "Fuck that shit" and I got out and picked up the cat and went back and sat down in the truck. My friend said "What the fuck are you doing?" and I said "Just chillin with a cat, I'll put it back, it's not like I'm tryin to kidnap the fuckin thing." Just then, some fuckin huge guy came out of the house we were parked in front of and yelled out "NO!!! Put the fuckin cat down!!!" So I did what any drunk stoner would do... I yelled at my friend to drive and I threw the feline out the goddamned window. We sped away into the night, laughing at my dumbass-edry. Then I slapped a telephone pole at 35 mph. Buts thats a whole other story. And my goddamned friend never even got off the phone with his bitch the whole fuckin time....asshole.
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