Bud Bunny
Written by: J Bleezy
So my roommates and I got an ounce of some dank cali buds and had
ourselves an amazing 420. We were "Permastoned" the entired day. We love weed.
I'll give you alittle background on our rabbit, Buddy. It was Easter time and my roommates and I were stoned thinking of cool shit to buy and we come up with a brilliant plan. We all decide to buy an easter bunny, and not the chocolate kind. We all pile into the car and pick up a 9.99 easter special bunny.
We get the frightned little bunny all stoned out, by feeding him weed. He ate about a gram the first night and started to do spins and flips. Through the next couple weeks, we feed Buddy lots of buds. I think we got him addicted.
420 rolls around and we get all stoned out. We end up passing out without putting Buddy the bunny back in his cage. We wake up still stoned and eat breakfast and watch loony toons. I got to the closet were we grow to give the plants their first drink of the day. When i turned the corner i couldnt believe my eyes, Buddy our bunny had mowed down and consumed more than half our crop.
Due to our stoney irresponsiblitly we let our Rabbit destroy one two foot OG kush plant, and a white widow seedling straight from Amsterdam. Buddy was permastoned for like two days. He would only move to eat and his eyes looked as is he had blazed two blunts himself. Buddy is still alive but is looking for another home to live at. If anyone wants a weed addicted bunny named buddy give me a call.
sincerely
J. Bleezy
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