Bastard
Written by: Wayne
Ok, so my friends had all just come back from school, so we decided to get together and blaze it up. Four of us in a rental car we're thinking great! no worries about smell cause it's not even our car. We take it up to the foothill area near us and find a nice place to park and chill for a bit. One of our friends just got hooked up with some free blunt wraps, so we decide to roll one up. As I'm the resident roller of the group I roll one up and get it started hotboxing it. We are going through probably our third rotation, when I look back through the side mirror and see a car pulling up behind us and slowing down. It the po's so we're panicking at this point. We have a lot of herbs, a bunch of blunt wraps and the car is smoky as all hell. The cop comes up to my window (I'm driving) and tells me to roll down the window, I don't have much of a choice so I roll it down. The smoke starts to exit the car and I see the cop take a deep breath. We're all thinking at this point, “We're so screwed..." The cop gets me outta the car and I start telling him about how we're looking for our friend’s house and that we were lost. He asks me if I have any weed on me and he cautions me to be honest. I end up telling him that he would find a little bit in the car if he were to look BUT don't give him permission to check. He just looks at me and tells me "You know this is really stupid, if I ever see you or your friend or this car up here again, I'm not gonna be so nice." And he just lets us go! The worst part about it though? We had like 3/4 of the blunt I rolled up left before the cops showed up... you know what was left when we took off? NONE! One of the guys got so tripped out that he ATE it!!! Bastard...
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