This Christmas I went on a cruise with my parents. I told all my friends that I was going to get drunk every night and get some weed in the Bahamas. I didn't really expect to do any of this because my friend went on a cruise ship and didn't do anything except eat ice cream. Our first stop was the Bahamas. I get off the ship alone because I'm familiar with the area because I've been there several times. I searched for 30 minutes for someone to sell me bud. Finally I called up my boy and he told me to get in a cab and ask the driver for bud. I took his advice and got in a ghetto ass cab and asked the guy if he knew where I could get some bud. He started laughing and said he could. I was pretty nervous because I have a phobia of getting kidnapped. We drove for a little bit and I gave him the money and he asked me what kind of underwear I had on so I was kind of scared. We finally stopped in this area that looked like the worst ghetto I've ever seen. After 10 minutes he came back with about 2 grams of vacuum sealed weed that looked pretty dank. He explained to me that he wanted to know what underwear I had on so he could tell me where to hide it. I wore really long socks so I just put it in there and went in town to buy some liquor. I got back on the ship and rolled a nice looking joint and lit up on the deck. After about 3 hits I was thirsty as fuck and my eyes were red as hell. Later that night I went to the little club in the ship and found some guys to smoke with me. I was already drunk to the point I was about to pass out but we rolled two joints and a blunt with a black and mild. We smoked all three and about halfway through the blunt I just said peace out and went back t my own room. I puked a couple times that night and just went to sleep in my room. For the rest of the cruise I just got drunk and high. When I got back to Florida I went home and unpacked and my parents came in my room about 10 minutes after we got home and told me to piss in a cup for a drug test and I failed, so they took my car. If you ever go to the Bahamas just go straight to the cab drivers and they will hook you up with some of the dankest shit you've ever smoked.
