Adventures of Smokey and Bud
Written by: Tim
Smokey told Bud that he would just take that as a no so he got out and went up to Pablo's door and knocked on it. Whenever the door opened there was a little kid holding a pop-tart that asked Smokey, "what you want?" Smokey asked him if Pablo was home and the kid told him that Pablo wasn't home because he went to Tallahassee to pick up something.
The little kid told Smokey that he could call him at 555-5089. So Smokey told the kid he would do that. Smokey went back to the car and seen that Bud wouldn't stop pulling on his pants. Smokey asked him, "what the hell are you doing?" Bud told him that the fairy's wouldn't stop holding his legs and the wizards were coming after him for eating one of the fairy's. So Smokey got in the car and they left. Bud was still messing with his pants when Smokey realized that he had the munchies. So they stopped at McDonalds and bought 10 double cheeseburgers, 4 large fries, and 2 extra-large cherry cokes. After they finished eating Smokey rolled a fat ass blunt and they smoked it. Of course Bud said that there were spiders on the blunt but he still smoked it. Smokey called Pablo and asked him what he was doing. He said that he rode to Tallahassee to get some blueberry and Jamaican red-hair bud. Smokey asked him when he was coming back and Pablo told him that he wasn't coming back for at least a couple more days. Smokey knew he couldn't wait that long so he asked Pablo if he could drive up there and buy some. Pablo told him that he could if he wanted to but it was a long way. Smokey told him that he didn't care and that he would see him in a couple hours. So Bud and Smokey took off and started for Tallahassee. While on the interstate Bud started talking about how cool the dragon was that they were riding on. Smokey knew that Bud was pretty fucked up so he just went along with his story and told Bud that the dragons name was Fluffy. Bud then said, "no, that's wrong the dragon told me that it's name was Jeppetto!" Smokey said, "I know that's what I just said, dumbass!" Bud then said, " oh ok." Smokey told Bud that he wanted to smoke some more and Bud said that he agreed. So Smokey gave the bud to Bud and he rolled a blunt. As they were smoking it Smokey noticed that Bud kept putting it out the window and holding it there. Smokey asked why he was doing that. Bud told him that he was letting the wizard hit it because the wizard told him he would turn him into a frog for eating one of the fairy's. So Smokey just let him do it. After they were done smoking Bud gave the bud back to Smokey and told him to hide it because bigfoot could smell it and he was chasing them. So Smokey put the bud in his pocket and then Bud whispered to him to be real quiet and still because bigfoot was in the backseat talking to the fairy's about how he had ate one of the fairy's. After Smokey listened to Bud he pulled over in the rest stop and got out. When Bud got out he took off running and started ripping his clothes off and screaming that there were fairy's in his clothes. Smokey went into the bathroom and there was a old man in there who asked Smokey if he wanted to buy some xanax bars. Smokey told the man that he wanted 5, so the man gave them to him and Smokey took 3 before he got in the car. Whenever Smokey got back to the car to his surprise he saw Bud sitting in the car fully clothed with his seatbelt on. Tallahassee was only 20 miles from the rest stop,
after about 2 miles they fired up another blunt and smoked it. After smoking the blunt Smokey started to feel the effects of the xanax and he asked Bud if he could drive because he couldn't feel his arms. Bud told him that he could drive so Smokey pulled over and let Bud drive. While Bud was driving Smokey packed there last bowl and they started smoking it. Smokey started to think that the acid that Bud took was wearing off because he smoked the bowl fine and he wasn't talking about any weird shit anymore. When they got to Tallahassee they both were stoned as fuck. Smokey told Bud to go to the University because that was where Pablo's brother lived. Bud parked the car and they got out. Smokey told Bud that he couldn't feel his legs and Bud asked why not. Smokey told him about the xanax he bought and gave him the other 2 bars. After Bud took the xanax they went up to room 420 and knocked on the door. A young Mexican guy answered the door and said, "hello, you must be Smokey and Bud, come in Pablo went to go get the bud he will be back in like 1 hour. I am Anthony, you want to smoke?" Anthony pulled out a half oz of some of the Jamaican Red-Hair and walked over to the closet and pulled out a glass water bong. They sat around the bong while Anthony broke up the bud and packed the bowl. After he packed it he told Smokey he could have "greens" so Smokey lit the bowl and the smoking began. After about 4 bowls they chilled on the couch and watch Half-Baked. 20 minutes passed since they started watching the movie then Pablo came in the door. He told Smokey he had the bud. Smokey told him that he wanted 2 oz. Of the blueberry chronic. Pablo told him that it would be $300.00 so Smokey gave him the money and then packed a fat ass bowl and smoked out of the 4 man hookah. After they smoked the said they were hungry so they went to the Burger-King around the corner and bought 16 double whoppers, 8 large fries, and 4 extra-large cherry cokes. After they came out of the drive-thru they went back to Anthony's house and all 4 of them munched out. After they ate they drove back to Starke, smoked about a quarter on the way back and crashed at Smokey's house. After Smokey woke up he couldn't remember anything he did the day before, but he had a lot of weed, not that much money, a empty tank of gas, and he was still stoned when he woke up. Smokey went into the living room to find Bud on the couch. Smokey woke him up and asked him what happened and Bud couldn't remember either. So they sat on the couch, smoked out and watched T.V. all day
THE END
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