711 Saved My Life
Written by: Pedro
Alright, so me and my friend Pablo are driving out to a house party in a city about 15 minutes away. We were chiefin’ out of my “dug out” contraption (small metal one hitter made to look like a cigarette) all the way until we were nearly there but stopped at the 7-11 to get some slurpees and muchies before the party. After the transactions were complete, we left to finally make it to the party, and hitting the dug out one more time. Except this time, this exact moment I lit the greens, a cop on a perpendicular street shines his spotlight directly on my face. Now this is where the “dug out” is supposed to come in handy, so I wasn’t too worried. But he pulls out right behinds us and flips on his lights. Now we’re fucked. I had a bag on me, that pipe, and the dug out. I had no idea what to do while we were being pulled over, so the creative part of my brain when stoned kicked in. I told Pablo, “Shove all that shit to the bottom of your slurpee.” So he did, everything except the dug out. The cop comes up and sees it after some questions were asked. He asked for it and opened the little wooden device to find just some shake in the weed slot of the dug out and no pipe in the pipe slot.
Then he got us out and searched us. We had everything on the back of the car as well as the slurpee. Now I thought I heard him call the K9 unit, but it ended up being regular backup. They searched the car and then glanced over everything else on the car. He touched the slurpee and glanced at it, but failed to see our now cherry flavored stash. We later found out that the reason why he pulled us over was because my headlights weren’t on and he was using that spotlight - which he shined on my fucking face while driving - to get me to turn them on. But I was stoned so whatever. Anyway all in all, I got away with a warning for not having my headlights on. We dried out the green and smoked it all the next night. I would now like to thank 7-11 for their fantastic slurpees. Peace and easy smoking.
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