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  • First Hit Out of a Percolator Story
    It was a few months a ago and I was sitting at my homies house, his parents were gone for the weekend. We all pitched in and got an ounce and we invited a dealer im pretty close with so he hooked us up so none of us had to ...
    Submitted by: mushroomcloudit on Tuesday March 27th, 2012
  • Look Both Ways Story
    Okay... So my two friends and I decided to take a trip about forty five minutes away from where we live to a real zen waterfall to spark some green and enjoy the 60 degree spring weather. So we had made a pit stop at McDonald's and when leaving I ...
    Submitted by: Kizzyleigh on Sunday March 25th, 2012
  • That Feeling Story
    Well it was my cousin's graduation party, all of our family was there and a few of our friends, and during the party my cousin and I go downstairs every so often to take a few hits from his bong. As the party goes on he's getting money from everyone ...
    Submitted by: Haruhiism13 on Wednesday October 13th, 2010
  • Dig A Hole Story
    So we took a smoke break at school and went to our favorite smoking spot: A little dirt road with a log on the side of it, not far from the back of our school. We were chillin, tokin it up when an unmarked cruiser pulls down the street directly in ...
    Submitted by: LilNugget on Tuesday October 5th, 2010
  • Officer Mitchell Story
    Okay so this happened about a year ago but it's still fresh in my mind.  At the time I was a freshman in college and a pretty hefty weed smoker at that.  It also happened that my roommate at the time was the biggest dealer in my ...
    Submitted by: Jimmy D on Tuesday March 24th, 2009
  • Deep Very Deep Story
    Canada: We have a giant leaf on our flag. What more needs to be said? A good chum of mine smokes with his dad. Oil, weed, hash; whatever. I'm friends with his kid in a small town in Saskatchewan where outsiders and non-conformists are shunned and frowned upon, so ...
    Submitted by: Ausie on Wednesday August 20th, 2008
  • Flashlight Attack Story
    One sunny September day a good friend of mine had came over with about a gram of very potent bud and about an ounce of reggs. We had no choice but to roll up a fatass blunt. So I rolled us a fat blunt, half dank half ...
    Submitted by: Dud on Friday April 25th, 2008
  • Those Damn Cops Story
    It all started with those damned cops. Me and my friends were bored one night (with a shit load of money) and decided to buy 3 ounces, one per person, and roll blunt after sweet blunt. But alas, a problem would arise, for you see, my connect couldn’t get that ...
    Submitted by: Raydog on Monday June 26th, 2006
  • 711 Saved My Life Story
    Alright, so me and my friend Pablo are driving out to a house party in a city about 15 minutes away.  We were chiefin’ out of my “dug out” contraption (small metal one hitter made to look like a cigarette) all the way until we were nearly there but stopped ...
    Submitted by: Pedro on Saturday June 24th, 2006
  • Sewer Rat Story
    You wanna hear a story? Well just last month I was invited to a friend’s house for a party. ...
    Submitted by: Sam on Monday June 19th, 2006
  • Drunks 1 Managers 0 Story
    So me and a few buddies are all chillin' on the weekend, takin' back some beers and packing bowl after bowl in our homemade 4 - man hookah, when we get hit with the munchies like a ton of bricks. Seeing as there are 5 of us, why not go ...
    Submitted by: Breed on Monday June 5th, 2006
  • Verizon Disaster Story
    For the past week my phone has been all fucked up, cant get or receive calls. So mother’s day rolls around and my dad asks me if I want a ride to the Verizon store, to see what’s wrong with it and if it could be fixed. On the ...
    Submitted by: Freeze on Tuesday May 30th, 2006
  • Worst Day of My Life Story
    Well it all begins with my friend calling me up saying he wanted to go up to the local store and get some alcohol, naturally I agreed and waited for him to get to my house to pick me up. ...
    Submitted by: Tex on Monday May 22nd, 2006
  • Hash Blackout Story
    A couple weeks ago I call my friend to go wake and bake. So I roll a joint with a bunch of hash in it and we start to smoke. By the end I’m feeling it a lot and my friend tells me “You kill it man.” So I just ...
    Submitted by: Billy on Tuesday May 16th, 2006
  • Bud Bunny Story
    So my roommates and I got an ounce of some dank cali buds and had ourselves an amazing 420. We were "Permastoned" the entired day. We love weed. I'll give you alittle background on our rabbit, Buddy. It was Easter time and my roommates and I were stoned thinking of cool shit ...
    Submitted by: J Bleezy on Wednesday May 10th, 2006
  • Fd in the A Story
    Okay. Before I start the story, i have to say a few words about myself. I have no discretion, judgment, or ability to realize consequences to my actions. I am a walking, talking idiot. I also smoke copious amounts of marijuana, which further hinders my judgment. ...
    Submitted by: Jordan on Monday May 8th, 2006
  • Close Encounters of the Cop Kind Story
    So here I was one night going home, from picking up 2 ounces, after a show at 2 am . My buddy and I were riding our bikes on the back roads, just around the corner from where we were going. When this cop pulls up and stops. He then ...
    Submitted by: Sean on Wednesday May 3rd, 2006
  • Fooling The Law Story
    One night me and a friend (Tyler) were fishing and smoking at the city reservoir. We had just picked up earlier in the night. (We had a an oz and maybe a quarter) Where we smoke is very enclosed but there are no woods or tall grass) The water is about 4 or ...
    Submitted by: Zac on Sunday April 30th, 2006
  • Bastard Story
    Ok, so my friends had all just come back from school, so we decided to get together and blaze it up.  Four of us in a rental car we're thinking great! no worries about smell cause it's not even our car.  We take it up to the foothill area near ...
    Submitted by: Wayne on Wednesday April 26th, 2006
  • Busted Tail Light Story
    So first off, I gotta tell ya that earlier that day me and my brother were on our way to dairy queen to get some food and he got in a wreck, got his tail light broke but other than that nothing too major. ...
    Submitted by: Tyler on Monday April 24th, 2006
  • Dorm Smoking Story
    My friends and I never really smoked a lot during the week mostly during the weekends. Well one week we decided to smoke on a Monday since we were bored. We had a 8th which usually last us a few times since we just use a homemade bong. So we ...
    Submitted by: TJD on Thursday April 20th, 2006
  • Dumb Dog Story
    So last summer me and and my friend wanted to pick up a bag. so we call up our weed man  who ill call Kimo. we were supposed to meet up at convinence store in my town, but when we got there it was way to crowded. so he tells us to follow ...
    Submitted by: Eric on Thursday April 20th, 2006
  • Stoner Heaven Story
    I would not consider myself to be a very religious person but I think I found what I want to go to when I die. Last weekend I think I died and went to the best place possible. Not because of one thing but the whole sum of everything put ...
    Submitted by: Duffman on Tuesday March 14th, 2006
  • Hallucinations CAN Happen Story
    I was with my friend Marcus and our friend, a refugee from Louisiana with Katrina and all that shit. Well, me and Marcus were like, Dude, this guy hasn’t smoked in a couple months, let’s get him ripped. Well I call up an old friend and she hooks us up ...
    Submitted by: Patrick on Monday March 13th, 2006
  • Story of Wonderfulness Story
    Ok, so I started the night with plans to go to my friend’s apartment, which was our local smoke haven. On the way there a girl I know called and I detoured to her house.  Once I got there her and a friend of hers wanted to blaze, and I ...
    Submitted by: Dan B on Thursday March 2nd, 2006
  • Never Let Your Friend Drive Story
    well the day started off.. i called up my boy and he was like his boy knows another guy that will sell him a bag of weed for a really great price. im talkin a quarter for $5. He just had me going " you BSin me!". well what ya ...
    Submitted by: EZSoulja on Monday February 6th, 2006
  • Barf Ride Story
    Last year me and 2 of my buddies were walking around my town, I brought my newly purchased acrylic bong that was in a book bag along with a bottle of wild turkey. We ripped a few bongs in the woods, then I whipped out the bottle and me and ...
    Submitted by: Derek on Friday January 6th, 2006
  • Easy Baked Oven Story
    Well this Christmas 2005, I did something I haven’t done in a long time, smoke some good fucking weed. I haven’t smoked weed for 6 months after smoking everyday religiously, So I figured what the hell its Christmas and it was about 10 o’clock and me and my buddy (nick) ...
    Submitted by: Daniel on Friday December 30th, 2005
  • Dont Die Story
    Aright so I was just chillin with my 2 friends Matt and David... we had just gotten 3 bottles: 2 bottles of Jose Cuervo and a bottle of Jack Daniels. So Matt and I each pop open a bottle of Cuervo just sippin on it while we drive around. So ...
    Submitted by: Zak on Monday December 19th, 2005
  • Ditch Everything Story
    Alright, so me and two of my friends were smoking a bowl behind my friends apartment building. We were having trouble with it because we were using a zippo. So after much cursing over the fact that we all forgot to bring a decent lighter we hear a window open. ...
    Submitted by: Duffman on Monday December 12th, 2005
  • The Worst Buzzkill Story
    One night about 10 PM I decide to walk to the local Wal Mart for a pack of smokes. As I'm leaving the store and hitting up the coke machines I hear "Yo James!" I turn around and a friend I hadn't seen in over a year pulls up. I ...
    Submitted by: JP on Monday December 5th, 2005
  • Mistaken Identity Story
    Ok so me and my friends where walking down the street, he’s a dealer and always has at least an O on him so we go to see our other friend and he has a pipe I always carry a butterfly knife on me so yeah..... anyway we met our ...
    Submitted by: death2courtneylove on Friday December 2nd, 2005
  • Hit The Breaks Story
    So I'm driving around my hometomwn in upstate NY with my boy Korky. The town is an island, and we're on the outskirts driving around what can only be described as a highway that surrounds the whole thing. I had just purchased a half oz of the skunkiest ...
    Submitted by: JoeyB on Wednesday November 23rd, 2005
  • The Doughnut Shop Story
    My homeboy, Nick, and I were at work and the shift was almost over. My main man Juan came up to me and he's like "Hey, I'm going to Daniels after work... you got $5 on it?" Daniel is our friend with the prop 215 card, (for all you ...
    Submitted by: Sean on Monday November 21st, 2005
  • bamBOOZEled Story
    This one happened a long time ago, 7 years ago when I was a junior in high school, yet it still brought up now and then.Anyway, the night started off at a friend's birthday party. I just love those parents that will supply underage kids with as ...
    Submitted by: Mr Show on Friday November 18th, 2005
  • Could Have Been Worse Story
    Well let's just say my college career did not start off as good as I hoped. The second weekend of classes I was stuck with a drinking ticket and then another drinking ticket the following week. So I'm already up to $600 in fines not even a month ...
    Submitted by: Joe on Monday April 14th, 2008
  • Bahama Cabs Story
    This Christmas I went on a cruise with my parents. I told all my friends that I was going to get drunk every night and get some weed in the Bahamas. I didn't really expect to do any of this because my friend went on a cruise ship and didn't ...
    Submitted by: Alex on Monday April 14th, 2008
  • Dashing From The Cops Story
    So my buddy calls me up around 11pm on a Saturday wanting to burn a few blunts down at a park close to his place. Me being a pot lover, I take him up on his chill and I start heading to his place. I had recently started chopping to ...
    Submitted by: Chris on Monday April 14th, 2008
  • What Happened Story
    One night my friend D-rock and I go to this cast party for a play we were in at IHOP. Me and D decide to somke out before we hit IHOP because it will make the pancakes so much better. So we roll up my windows in the parking ...
    Submitted by: Lil Stanky on Sunday November 13th, 2005
  • Adventures of Smokey and Bud Story
    Smokey told Bud that he would just take that as a no so he got out and went up to Pablo's door and knocked on it. Whenever the door opened there was a little kid holding a pop-tart that asked Smokey, "what you want?" Smokey asked him if Pablo was ...
    Submitted by: Tim on Monday October 24th, 2005
  • Wrong Time For A Keg Stand Story
    I went to a 7 kegger, after probably 4 gallons of beer and some jager, I decided its KEG STAND TIME, which was a bad enough idea since I was too shitfaced to even sit right, but that's beyond the point, right before I did the keg stand I smoked ...
    Submitted by: SmokesAlot on Monday October 24th, 2005
  • One Lucky Night Story
    It started with me dropping off my grandma and my uncle In New Britain (it's a "We call the police town"). On my way back a friend calls me up and I naturally answer the phone. But starting October 1st 2005 it's illegal to be driving while talking on the ...
    Submitted by: Luke on Monday October 17th, 2005
  • Weed Deal Gone Bad Story
    THIS IS A TRUE STORY HAPPENED ON SATURDAY, OCTOBER 7TH AROUND 9:30 PM So me, my friend Eric, Brian, and Tony called up this kid from OTec (a school that other people from different schools go to for auto tech classes), that we had never bought weed off of but he ...
    Submitted by: mexicanrider101 on Sunday October 9th, 2005
  • Mr Shows DUI Adventure Story
    One night, about 3 months ago, me, aka Hoover, was partying with Mr. Show and Mr. Waytoomany. It was a Saturday night and we all felt like getting pretty rum-bunctious, yes I said 'rum'-bunctious not rambunctious. Anyway, we decide to start prepartying at Mr. Waytoomany's house with a cube and ...
    Submitted by: WTM on Friday September 2nd, 2005
  • One Bad Night Story
    Ok...well this one night of partying went pretty bad. So it was me, my bro and 3 of our friends, we go to this party in the woods near a train station. A lot of people are there, drinkin, havin a good time. Right as we get there though, a ...
    Submitted by: Skyh1gh on Monday August 22nd, 2005
  • Cat Napping Story
    My pal and I were driving around my town one night, drinking as usual, and we stopped on a side street to drink a few more beers and chill the hell out. Well, as we were sitting there in the truck, my buddy was on his goddamned cell phone talkin ...
    Submitted by: Nevans on Monday August 15th, 2005
  • Good Times Story
    So last Friday night started off like every other. We all met at the house at around 7 and started slamming beers until 10. The three cubes that we had bought were nearly dusted and we pocketed the remaining beers to pound in the car on the way to the ...
    Submitted by: WTM on Friday August 12th, 2005
  • Good Music Story
    So I went to this concert, in Montreal where I live, with some of my friends, and naturally we bring a few Gs to keep us from being sober. So after one opening band, I go out to roll in the freezing cold, takes me like 15 mins... anyways, ...
    Submitted by: Joe on Tuesday February 6th, 2007
  • Thanks Giraffe Story
    So I was in the 8th grade we were all about to have our stupid "end of grade test." So as I'm walking to school I see one my friends and he asks me do u wanna get a lil high before the test and of course I say yes. ...
    Submitted by: Jake on Monday October 16th, 2006
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